Some stupid tax collector actually rings my doorbell and wants to collect his taxes. Ill gladly give it to him, but my way. First, hes going to end up in my guest roomthat cold, filthy basement where scum like him belong. Hell have to take off his clothes, too. And then Ill sit right on top of him with my full ass and dump that shit right into his stupid toilet mouth, which only spits out shit anyway. Hell have to swallow everything he gets. And if he doesnt, something unpleasant will happenwhich Ill theoretically explain to him with my pliers. Afterward, Ill rinse his mouth out with snot. And if he doesnt swallow, hell get a few slaps across the face and a few kicks in the balls.
